Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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