My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Yes

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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