- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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