- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

A russian gives away vodka.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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