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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

i found waldo.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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