A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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