- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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