what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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