I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

I'm homeless.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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