- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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