- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??