Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Women.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Anti Joke

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