- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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