- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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