What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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What is life? Paul.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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