- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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