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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Potassium? K.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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