- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

If life gives you lemonade.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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