What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Anti Joke

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