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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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