- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

what looks like a banana? a penis

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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