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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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