- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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