- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

One time i was sitting down

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