Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Male leadership.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Anti Joke

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