Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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