- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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