Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Why'd the bird in Ohio fall out of its nest? There was a squirrel that was eaten by a large eagle. The eagle then flew to Ohio and died. Then, a large dog grabbed the Eagles corpse and brought it to his owner. The owner then decided to have it for dinner. Inside the eagle, he found the squirrels bones. He put the bones in a catapult, and sent them flying. The bones hit a car and the car slipped off the road and into a river. Then, a whale put the car on its back and swam to the shore. At the shore, the whale got stranded and sadly died. Crabs surrounded the whale and ate it. One crab then ran away and up a tree. It found a stapler and a rubber dinosaur mask and gave it to a chipmunk. The chipmunk climbed up the tree, stapled nuts into the birds eyes and stapled the rubber dinosaur mask to its face, the bird got scared, and then all of the sudden the chipmunk stapled itself to the birds back. The birds family then came and shoved the two out of the tree because they hated chipmunks, and their son Timmy the bird was a disappointment. The bird and the chipmunk fell and died. That is why the bird fell.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Refridgerator.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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