Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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