There once was a man from Nantucket.

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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