What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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