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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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