What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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hers a joke... japanese people

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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