- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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