there once was a frog with no leggs

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

The child was fired from his job.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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