A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

The Blonde walked into a wall.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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