Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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