What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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