Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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