What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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