Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

A guy walks into a bar

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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