Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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