How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

whats brown and sticky? Doody

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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