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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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