what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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