- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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