What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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i like turtles

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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