- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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