- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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