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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Amanda Knox walks home free.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Chuck Norris is dead......

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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