- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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