- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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