Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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