Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Error 37.

Andoni was here

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

my penis

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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