- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Women's Rights.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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