1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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