- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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