- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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