why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Women's Rights

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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My mom

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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