What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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