- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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