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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Knock knock. Its open.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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