why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

thumb_up thumb_down +8

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops