you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Black people having a Job.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

123 f*ck off

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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