- Anti Joke

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

how man

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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