want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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