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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

How old is victor? Half past dead

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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