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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

yolo your orange looks orange

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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