- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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