- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

I'm Coming

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

I have an idea! You leave.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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