- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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