Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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