- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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