- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Justin Beiber is a good singer

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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