what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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your mum

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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