- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock knock knock OCD

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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