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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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