Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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