How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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WNBA

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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