Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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