What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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YOU

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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9/11

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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