- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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