- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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