- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

justin beiber sucks

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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