- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

knock knock who's there? faith

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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