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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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