- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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