why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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