Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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